Worst Cook in the World

Who sits at home sick on a Saturday night googling "how to cook an omelette" and watching youtube videos of chefs demonstrating their omelette-cooking skills after a disastrous attempt to make one for dinner? Me. That's who.

Honestly I have got to be the worst cook in the world. I don't know why. My mom's a great cook. My dad is a pro at steak and spaghetti. But beyond tacos, chili, baked ziti, and other baked goods, I'm awful. Its a shame because I truly love the idea of cooking and adore recipes. I can get caught up in allrecipes.com and the Food Network but when it comes to actually putting into practice, I'm inept.

But back to omelettes: this guy seems to have a good idea - half cooking on the stove, half in the broiler. Side note: this 5min.com site is pretty interesting... they have a ton of instructional videos, most under 5 minutes. Probably should spend more time in the food section. ugh. 

How To Cook an Omelette

Americans in Austria

It's been a long week and I'm sick but tonight I decided to have a beer after catching up on all the email I missed while I was in training all day. And naturally I decided on Stiegl, one of my favorite discoveries when we were in Salzburg. This made me realize that I never blogged about our trip to Austria... so here we go (note: I lack brain power so pictures will do most of the recapping). 

Our first stop in Austria was Salzburg...the birthplace of Mozart, a huge well-preserved fortress, a Mecca for fans of "Sound of Music" and puppets (no really - there was a puppet museum in the fortress). Most of our time here was spent just pal-ing around and checking out various sights and the fortress. A highlight was definitely Getreidegasse, a famous, very old street. 

Festung Hohensalzburg overlooking the city

First encounter with puppets

Getreidegasse - famous street where every store has a wrought iron guild sign.

Even McDonald's...

Sweet view from the fortress

We took a side trip to Stiegl Brewery where we discovered a new beer that we are very fond of. One of my favorites was the Ratler which is half beer, half fruit soda (I got grapefruit but their lemon is also sublime). Definitely a terrific afternoon that was topped off with a quick boat ride up the river. 

Trip to Stiegl Brewery. 

Super yummo

We're on a boat! 

After a day and a half in Salzburg, we took the train to Vienna. We very much enjoyed this city but I think it got a bit of the shaft since it was the last stop. Our legs were so friggin tired by this point that it hurt to walk at all. Plus I was exhausted from not getting much sleep in Salzburg (damn church bells rang every 15 minutes all night long and kept me awake).

A few highlights of Vienna were St. Stephen's Cathedral, Hofburg Palace, the museums, and naturally the Sacher Torte! Unfortunately we did not get to see the Lipizzaner Stallions but maybe next time.

Anddddd that's all I have to say about that... once again the beautiful and lovely Vienna gets the shaft because she was last in line. 

St. Stephen's

Hofburg Palace - a portrait of extravagence

Couldn't move after a trip to a museum... so we just hung out in the grass.

Sacher Torte!

This finally concludes all the recaps of our trip. Now we just have to start planning the next trip! I think we are definitely going to go back to Oktoberfest next year - too much fun not to - then maybe Paris, Amsterdam, Prague, who knows? So many possibilities!

Tubs o Lard

No matter how tough or busy a day is.. It goes away when I see my favorite tub o' lard, Kiki.

The Perfect Ending

Some days you just need a yummy glass of wine when you get home.. My wine of choice as of late as been Malbecs... Preferably Terra or this one from Cigar Box. Super delish. Tonight's glass will be accompanied by Hamburger Helper for dinner and Sixlets for dessert. Keepin it classy.

A Very Harry Halloween

I must say that even with all the self-imposed pressure to come up with a good costume for Halloween, it really is one of my favorite holidays. Probably because I just really enjoy seeing how creative other people are. This year, Halloween started on Friday afternoon/early evening with a joint happy hour between the Archives and the Canadian Embassy. Those Canadians sure know how to have a good time. I went as a Rockford Peach from A League of their Own (which surprisingly was a big hit with some people - I get it, it too is one of my favorite movies).

The winners of the costume contest were my fellow teammates, Hilary, Maureen, and Rania who went as the National Archives Curling Team (very Canadian - very creative). They made their own logo and curling stone and it was just really cool. My other teammate Corinne and I screamed our bloody heads off for them during the contest because we wanted them to win so badly. Luckily they did...otherwise losing my voice would've been for nothing. 

Best part of their outfit was the Swiffers. 

Saturday morning, I went and got a massage from my trusty pal Andre at Massage Envy (love how they make massages affordable - it's $49 well spent). Sidenote: ever since I started getting a massage every month or so, my chronic tension headaches have almost entirely subsided and i have severely cut down on the amount of excedrin and advil i take a day. 

Saturday night, we headed off to Grand Central in Adam's Morgan to crash the kickball party's open bar with Mary and company. Mark wanted to put his bald head to good use and dressed up as Voldemort from Harry Potter... so I jumped on the opportunity to bring out my inner nerd and decided to be Hermione and subsequently insisted Jerry dress as Draco Malfoy (he's all wrong for Harry Potter... that blonde hair screams Malfoy). I decided to just go full geek with this. And we did - complete with ties, scarves, and even wands. 

Mary and Katie had a terrific idea and went as a Double Dare team with two of their friends. It was such a great costume and drinking beer out of the cups on top of their heads was a big hit (even though Mary's cup had a hole so when they poured beer in her cup, it went down her head).

Below is a sampling of some of the other costumes we saw... all in all, it was a terrific time. After having a lackluster Halloween last year, this one was super fun and reminded me what I loved about it.

Sunday, Mary and Randi came over and we had a girls fall fun day complete with scary movies, chili, pumpkin-related snacks, and Halloween candy. We watched the original, "Halloween," which I admit was not as scary as I had remembered but still pretty creepy.

Such a fun and lovely weekend...

Jeremy as Elvis, Ron as the Scarecrow, Dustin as one half of the Ambiguously Gay Duo and Big Matt as a Duck Hunter. 

Ace and Gary...aka the Ambiguously Gay Duo

"If you're gonna spew, spew in this." Love me some Wayne's World. 

Black Swan, me, and some weirdo in goggles ;)

Lindsey and Kristen as game board girls

Lloyd from Dumb & Dumber (secretly have been trying to get Jerry to do this duo for Halloween for years)

A smattering of Smurfs

FLAVAAAAA FLAV! 

The Jimmy Dean Sunshine Man